Sidenote: I realize

I am fully aware of the amount of animals, cats in particular, that are featured on this site. For some reason I am drawn toward photographing animals. I find them easier to work with then humans - they rarely get cranky and can be bribed to do whatever you want with a kind word or a piece of cheese.

I have yet to meet a human I can say the same about.

Sidenote: Fugly bride

What do you do, as the photographer of a wedding, when your bride is fugly? When there's not enough photoshopping in the world to make her look good, how do you handle it?

It hasn't happened to me but I can't pretend it never will. And I just realized, when gazing upon other photographer's wedding portfolios that I am horribly ill-prepared for such a catastrophic event.

Is it unethical to only accept photography jobs from good-looking couples?